Lets build us the perfect man....

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Westaussie77
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Lets build us the perfect man....

Post by Westaussie77 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:37 pm

Hi Ladies

Lets us single girls build ourselves the perfect man.

The body of...
The smile of...
The voice of...
The occupation of...
The humor of...
The hair of...
The personality of...
The accent of...
The eyes of...

What other traits do we need to build into him?

Lets call him Frank (as in Frankenstein...lol)
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Post by akinasmum » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:51 pm

Ummmm :oops: DD did suggest I marry my upright trolley today after I told her how fantastic it was and did the job of a man without the whinging.
How to explain that it would be no good in bed :lol:

We need to add strength and to do exactly what we want without having to explain or thank him. He can also go back to the shed if we don't really feel like having him around and he won't complain,
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Post by ~K~ » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:58 pm

I think he should have the humour of Bill Cosby... funny but not over the top rude or dirty.

I think he should have an lovely irish lilt, I love an irish accent!

I'll leave the other categories open for the other girls :lol:

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Post by meals » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:38 pm

He must have compassion and understanding ...
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Post by whitto04 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:41 pm

a mute button!
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Post by JulesP » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:55 pm

ok, not truly a single parent, it is just DH is away so much with navy, but can I play??? pretty please :oops:

Daniel Craigs bod, Sean Connery's voice :smt060

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Post by Westaussie77 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:57 pm

Love the mute button

I was thinking French accent - But would be equally happy with an Australian accent

Cheek of Adam Brand - That funny cheeky sense of fun

Eyes of Kelly Slater

Arms of Patrick Swayze in Ghost scene at the Potters Wheel

Which bits of Jon Bon Jovi do I want??? Maybe the hair and the guns
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Post by Westaussie77 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:57 pm

Sure Jules this is just a bit for a laugh :-)
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Post by Snivvy » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:08 pm

Hmm....

Body of tyson beckform
Eyes...jesse james (think thats his name lol)
Humor of hamish and or andy
Occupation of...hmm....something rich yet not always away from home LOL
Accent of....the french carribean dudes

Oh yeah and hed have to be nice and know how to cook....and use a vaccuum and be a handy man....

Ok so now im back from dreamland... Id just like a decent one please LOL
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Post by Westaussie77 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:26 pm

Oh yes...Humor of Hamish and Andy...like that one

And Hamish and Andy have that boy next door kinda feel

Frank is coming along nicely...lol
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Post by Snivvy » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:37 pm

Hahaaha they crack me up!!

Id like my guy to have a diff name too... Frank just doesnt 'do' it for me LOL
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Post by JulesP » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:31 am

Frank reminds me of 'some mothers do have 'em' !!!

funny thing is, i hated that Frank character, but the actor michael crawford has that incredible singing voice

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Post by Westaussie77 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:42 am

Okay Frank is a bit corney, what name should our perfect man have?
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Post by JulesP » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:52 am

Fabio!

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Post by meals » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:55 am

I think I'll leave the Hamish and Andy bit out of mine, I can't stand those two knobs!

He has to be down to earth and adventurous. It's hard to link those traits to someone famous because I don't know them but for fun I'll say Steve Irwin :)
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