Real-life breastfeeding terms

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Real-life breastfeeding terms

Post by AbbeyCat » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:45 am

There are some amazingly descriptive breastfeeding terms that just don't seem to make it in to the textbooks. :(

Share some of your favourites here. :D
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Re: Real-life breastfeeding terms

Post by AbbeyCat » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:48 am

Just saw this one and thought I should share it. :-D

Noun: permalatch
Verb: to permalatch (past tense: permalatched)
Context: "We had such a busy day yesterday that Little Johnny is now permalatching."
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Re: Real-life breastfeeding terms

Post by MamaMagoO? » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:03 am

Love it :-D
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Post by fellare » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:05 am

breast-sleeping. James McKenna came up with this one. Sleeping with the breast in the mouth.
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Post by Penguin » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:06 am

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Post by Penguin » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:07 am

"I refuse to feed on the toilet" not in the context of bf in public, but in the on text if a nudie wee before a shower and an opportunistic toddler taking liberties.
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Re: Real-life breastfeeding terms

Post by Andypandy » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:46 pm

Nip lash: when your feeding toddler spins their head around to see what is happening while still attached.
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